Kick Ass Artists

island

2008-09-12T17:43:00.000-07:00

paradise lost

CLUTTER !

2008-09-05T15:51:00.001-07:00

Emptied the clutter from my pockets and all this art fell out.
Actually I kicked ass with this piece a while ago but brought it
back with more lens flare. kapow!

-Large Art

Memories

2008-08-29T11:23:00.001-07:00

All my memories as a kid were of Bruce Lee movies. Wattaaaaa! aaa!

LARGE ART - returns

2008-07-24T11:17:00.001-07:00

Yes! I am back from my epic sail around the world. Set out one year ago from the port of Sweet Pudding on the horn of Southern most Taco Island in the raging torrents and spiraling eddies of the Great Pacific Gyre. My great ship the Large-O, handled beautifully through current, swells and winds of the high seas. But then we hit bad weather on the open Atlantic and I had to give up Large-O to the waves and cling to an empty handy wipe canister bobbing in that cold ocean foam.
I washed ashore at Coney Island in triumph as a swarm of news helicopters highlighted my fantastic return.

Super Warp Phone

2008-07-10T21:15:00.000-07:00

On the way home I saw all these fools out in front of the Apple store waiting to buy new phones. Thing was that more than half of them were killing the time with their noses to the screens of their existing, perfectly functional phones. I thought shit, I’ll go home and make my own damn “iPhone” and then call all you suckers down in line at like 3am in the fucking morning and yell “FIVE HOURS LEFT DUDE!” They’ll get a kick out of it I’m sure. Better yet I'll make a warp phone and jump to the front of the line at the last second.

Sour!

2008-07-05T18:38:00.000-07:00

Just a little something I cooked up on Illustration Friday. I've got to keep my skills sharp enough to slice through a tin can just by looking at it.

Illustration Friday: Fierce!

2008-07-03T22:24:00.000-07:00

This word, FIERCE! is a word that I live every day of my life. It was not hard to create this image, though it may look as if it was.

PETE STICKS: Back From Iraq! Part 1

2008-07-03T17:09:00.000-07:00

So I've been in Iraq for the last year at least, maybe longer. That's why I haven't posted any cool art recently. I wasn't in the army you see, because I couldn't get accepted. When I applied they did some tests and stuff but I failed them all. I failed the physical by a long shot, they said I was almost legally blind and that they had seen better hearing in an 80 year old man. The mental evaluation didn't go well either. It showed me to be not only a paranoid-schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder but also highly unstable with a extremely powerful, fully automatic weapon. I pointed out that this could be my greatest asset to them but they said that I was a danger to myself and could not be trusted around other soldiers. Assholes.
Then I put on the sweet talk and tried a different angle. I said that I loved George Bush and uncle Sam more than I loved my own mother and the awesome state of Arkansas. But they weren't too impressed by this. I said that I could be the army's sketch artist and I showed them this blog, but they told me that they had no need for an artist of my, caliber. I left the recruiting office feeling sorry for those losers. I was going to Iraq anyway and I didn't even have to sign no stinkin' papers.
I decided to stow away on a United States nuclear submarine leaving NY for the great Atlantic and beyond, to Iraq! It was time for a piece of the action, PETE STICKS STYLE. I was going to see some real shit and I didn't even know it yet...

(to be continued)

signs

2007-05-18T18:06:00.001-07:00

Saw this movie called signs and it was great. It didn't make much sense at all, but it was full of art.
Like the water in the cup. It was the water all along that the aliens didn't want even though they came to the only planet in our solar system that has loads of water. Hmmm. I don't know?

Still Life with Citrus

2007-05-11T15:42:00.000-07:00

Thank you Illustration Friday. Citrus is exactly
what this remarkable painting needed to make
it even better. Thank You. Thank You.

Still Life

2007-05-01T14:45:00.000-07:00

I finally finished my latest still life painting. It was a race against time as the fruit began to ferment and sag. The fruit flies swarmed so thick it was nearly impossible to see though the writhing mass to see the subject. I think I really captured the essence of the fruit and if you look closely you will see a highlight on every single grape. That is no accident, it is pure skill.

Nerd Fight

2007-04-27T16:56:00.000-07:00

Shake up a pack of Nerds and
pour them out and you might
get a brutal nerd fight!

Illustration Friday: Kermit the Frog In Front Of A GREEN Screen

2007-04-06T13:14:00.000-07:00

The latest Muppets movie called "Muppets: The Undiscovered Phantom Nemesis Revenge On Fozzie" has tapped "Star Wars" butcher George Lucas to direct. After almost choking himself on his 8th chin Mr. Lucas was heard to say " OOna Wonkie, Gonzo" which means "We're shooting this shit all in digital"

The above pic is of star "Kermit The Frog" on his first day of shooting on set..The set will be the Muppet Theatre but it will be all CG...Also Janice in Dr. Teeth's band is going to be replaced by "Sny Snootles"...And They are going to digitally bring back John Denver from the dead, for the role of "Pilot #6"

Editors Note: if you got half of the references in the above story, you'll be at home this weekend...Unlike me, because I am a celebrity artist...I'll be signing my pieces at "Uncle's Games" at the mall if you need something to do.

Illustration Friday: Total Gym / Total Annihilation!

2007-03-23T09:46:00.000-07:00

Today's Illustration Friday topic was "TOTAL" so, I was up late last night trying to get together some inspiration and up popped an infomercial about Total Gym.

Now the first thing I see is exercise, so I almost changed the channel, but then one of my all time gods Chuck Norris came on the television and I started watching. But then some shaved chested punk all greased up tries to show up Chuck and steal his spotlight by upping the intensity on the little torture device..And he gives CHuck this look like " Yeah, top this"...This young punk had no idea that this dude fought Bruce Lee in one of the Chambers of Death BITCH!

So I watched and waited, for Chuck to kick the dude's head clean off, like he did that one guy in "Delta Force", but it never happened...But I know he wanted to.

Midget Walk ANIMATION, Beatchezzz

2007-03-21T14:04:00.000-07:00

Yeah, so I was watching this video about these "Nine Old farts" that worked at Disney and they were talkin like animation was like inventing time travel or something. They said it was all " hard to capture the illusion of life" or something. So I figured I drive better than a bunch of old guys, I must be able to animate better!

So here is my first animation, and it was of my "Midget Walk" cycle I did way back in the day..I know if Walt's body wasn't frozen, he'd be at my doorstep offering my huge money to work for him.

Another Illustration Friday: topic; 80's

2007-01-12T09:32:00.000-08:00

Eight E's.
Need I Say More.

KICK ASS ARTISTS HAVE HAD 10,000 VISITORS!

2007-01-08T09:32:00.000-08:00

Congratulations to us! It’s not really surprising that so many lil' suckas want to come gaze at our beyond bitchin' master works, but it's good to recognize anyway. And to all you wanna-bes, don't even try to catch us. We're so far ahead of the competition we need a map to find failure. Call us trend setters. For a signed and numbered photograph of all of us in front of a giant 10,000 that Large art painted on the wall with mucus, send $20 cash and a SASE to:

Kick Ass Artists
PO BOX 10000
Seattle WA 98109

Shaved by the Ninja Gansta

2007-01-08T09:21:00.000-08:00

It's been awhile since I have posted any of my rad inventions. I've been hard at work on new technologies and haven't had time for the old ones, like the internet. Us inventors have to keep certain creations secret for the protection of the people, but I think this one is safe to let out of the bag.
Tesla was a puss. He invented the 20th century, Pete Sticks owns it.

Illustration Friday: BUZZ

2007-01-05T17:00:00.000-08:00

Today's Illustration Friday topic is Buzz. So I painted this can of cola because that is what gives me the greatest buzz. Buzz, buzz, like a bee. Be, like me sweet and crisp with a bubbly buzz. Art, art, art. Ok, i'm totally buzzed and ready to bust out a kickass song.

Pop the cap and drink some cola
better than catching ebola
I'm Large Art and I wear a great hat
frothy beverage, in a can
I drink it, therefore, I am phat

-LARGE ART

Partridge in a Pear Tree

2006-12-21T11:46:00.000-08:00

This is my holiday inspired painting for this year...I got the "Partridge In A Pear Tree", you can study it for a moment if you need to, the humor might need to melt in your head like a marshmallow in hot cocoa!

I was gonna put a manger under my tree, but I didn't wanna piss a bunch of other religions off, so instead I put the #1 gift on my list this year which is the delux DVD edition of my favorite TV series "Airwolf"...This collection has the rare episode where Ernest Borgnine gets shot down in Airwolf over Africa and has sex with a guerilla, and ends up starting the whole AIDS epidemic.

Merry Christm...err I mean Happy Holidays.

2006-11-20T09:42:00.000-08:00

Frie-Day Illo Ghost

2006-10-20T16:46:00.000-07:00

There is no other kind of ghost but this, my mastery of the subject has no competators.

Illo Friday: Match

2006-08-18T14:47:00.000-07:00

Milt thought his sweater would make him the man.
Too bad Nolan already was the man.

Illy Frydae

2006-07-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

Potato Salad Head

2006-07-21T10:35:00.000-07:00

Take a gander at my masterpeace. It took me
14 years and tireless toil to complete. Here it is;
Potato Salad Head. Everthing is connected so there
really is no such thing as opposites. Who is the other?
It is only you! You will soon see this wonderous image
airbrushed onto bbq grills across america. WARpeace!!

My New Stage Play

2006-07-20T11:04:00.000-07:00

For all of you that have been up nights in wait of my next masterwork, you can sleep easy again. Pete Sticks is back on top and this time its personal. This is the teaser poster for my new play "Little House on the Battlefront". It's like all about growing up with war on your front door... Like your coming back from QFC with your box of doughnut holes and sprite and you're kicking the bloody skulls off the welcome matt. Yeah, it sucks I know, but the Hendersons really like their little house on the Battlefront and they would rather not move. "This shit'll pass soon enough" Says Mrs. Henderson. "It'll pass".

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

2006-07-12T08:36:00.000-07:00

Skyline under cloudwhite #4

2006-07-07T11:59:00.000-07:00

This is an easy one. I have about 612 perfect renderings of lines in skies. And this is one I am very proud of. The cloud is so cloudy and the line is so straight. I didn't even use a ruler you know. I have perfect straightness when it comes to drawing lines, its just a gift I was born with.

Weeeeeaaahh!!!

2006-06-30T15:32:00.000-07:00

I cut my hand on a cheese grater then smashed my bloody
palm into a sheet of rice paper to bring you this image of spidy with his
spidey sense tingling "sticky!"

Piano Sleeve Makes You Dance

2006-06-16T14:54:00.000-07:00

I spilled some mustard on my old Piano Sleeve
drawing when I tried to clean it off in the tub
a dancing mustard monkey appeared. Dance!

Dance to my RaWK IN rAWL FREak OWT BaBY!

2006-06-16T10:47:00.000-07:00

As I stated in a previous comment, I've been in a Russian prison for the last two months. That’s why I didn't post you see. Because they don't have the internet over there. That’s why I couldn't just order this sweet custom 4 neck guitar, I had to go over there to get it. And when I lost my passport in a barrel of vodka I was screwed, totally down on my luck. I never did get the guitar either... But I drew this from memory, And you know that its got to be spot on, because I'M PETE STICKS BABY! Gawk at my chalk and learn to draw like a pro ya know. And now I go.

LOST in the JUNGLE

2006-06-09T10:09:00.000-07:00

NOT REALLY
The aliens that run abc told me to draw this
with a stick, so I did. I am in a hatch in the jungle
with a freezer full of dharma corp cream cheese.
Chillin'.

Puffy paint t-shirt idea

2006-06-07T19:09:00.000-07:00

Would you wear a t-shirt with this on it?
I'm sure you would. It is pretty cool huh?

Bloody Red Velvet Cake

2006-05-26T09:29:00.000-07:00

I think about what if I were a vampire, like the ones in those books by Anne Rice. I think if I were a vampire I'd want a red velvet cake made with blood. Blood cake and blood frosting. With some flowers because flowers are nice when they're picked and dying. It would remind me that I was immortal. Mmmmm, it would be tasty if I were a vampire.

F A T

2006-05-05T07:25:00.000-07:00

As a young artist I was fat, fat, fat.
I can still hear the choppers fwat, fwat, fwat.
I still wear that pirate hat : )

What Pete Hates #2

2006-04-28T23:51:00.000-07:00

I, Pete Sticks really hate it when: Humans enter cars.

You've been enjoying What Pete Hates, I'm Pete Sticks. Thank you.

Illy Fry; Unda da See, In my head

2006-04-28T18:55:00.000-07:00

I live in Montana and I have never seen the ocean... I hear it is grand and also wet and cold and sometimes deadly. It sounds like a roadtrip someday when I get some time off from Burger King. Until then I can still dream... And I don't even need scuba gear or cement blocks.

under the sea is me

2006-04-28T17:15:00.000-07:00

Oh Noes! I'm Under The Sea!

2006-04-28T16:26:00.000-07:00

Hands should only be attempted by the very best artists, like me. Also I don't know why everyone is so excited to be under the sea. Here's how I think it would be like, I don't think it would be very fun. Except maybe if you're a fish. Then it would be fun. Unless a bigger fish ate you, then you're back at no fun again. Look at the futileness conveyed by this piece of mine and just stay away from the sea.

Flahshing backs!

2006-04-28T14:52:00.000-07:00

Oooh under the sea bringing back a flahshing back in my mindhead! I wish to cher with everyonebody! When I waz a yungour, my bested friens and me waz a walking across the big FROZEN POND in our backdoor. It was vary cold and wet! I had forgot had my glovehands at home. Mom would be maddening! Guenther saz that I will get my gloveshand if I click my heels three times. I had have clickened my heels on the second before the three when I feel into the big FROZEN POND! It was maddeningness! I woulda have been lauphing with my bested friens but I cannot open my mouse... it had have taken much an hour but I find my way back out. I waz cold and wet.

I have had recaptured that flahshing back so true with my maddening anime skillz! I have had scented much jealousies from my friends. But it is YOU who have taughten me! KICK ASS ARTISTS FORANEVER!! haha

I did not get glovehands.

Illo Friday: Unda Da Sea

2006-04-28T09:57:00.000-07:00

After searching the great depths, Flounder and Sebastion had finally found a new love ( and hopefull prince ) for Ariel......Former Molanese family member, Tommy "The Tattler" Delvecchio.

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

2006-04-26T13:08:00.000-07:00

Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Meet the Roe Broad

2006-04-21T23:50:00.000-07:00

Who wanna one fawkie?

Illustration Friday "ROBUT"

2006-04-21T16:34:00.000-07:00

bask in my color theory glory ya'll!

my robut post goes a little somethin like this

hit it!

robot

2006-04-21T14:17:00.000-07:00

Here is my illustration Friday painting of "robot"
Enjoy my fantastic original art. Yes, I am an incredible
artist so of course this painting is outstanding. It was made
on a computer with code and intricate mathematical knowledge.
Don't worry. You are ok, the robot is happy to see you. If the world
ends right now you will be smiling, gazing at the perfect face of the robot.

FriggidOFDARE!!!

2006-04-21T14:01:00.000-07:00

It is somethimes that when I'm am askt if it is hardened to be a kick ass artist. I spoken to them in a answer that I cannont reveel all my secrets. But it is natural for me and my fello borothers of kick ass to be so kick ass. The one thing of many thinks that is hardened is to keep making kick ass art for so many much peopole wants from us. Am I'm right my kick ass comrade? haha I'm am right! But I digrest... I have had a taken much of an enterest to draw the challenge of making a robot drawrings. I will introducksion of new character slash inventsion! He is named as FRIGGID OF DARE! He is a moolitifunksional robot of many things it can do! I drew him when I was drinking alone last night wondering what I showd masteredmind for all to see. I cantnot get up from my chair to reach for my romote cantrol so I MAKE IDEA! It haws romote cantrol arm! It haws vendomachine for legs full of KITTKART CANDYBARDS! I LOVE IT! It has head of chillings for my beer and keg legs!! It haws subwolfer earrings! See it porr me a glass of happynesh! It haws tishoe box arm for my favorite ANIME! And missiles and guns for those peskry commersials! KICK ASS! I am blue to show my scale!

SPOTTED; Find the Bunny

2006-04-14T17:49:00.000-07:00

Treebeut for my friend and mentalor

2006-04-14T11:31:00.000-07:00

It has been LONGEST TIME for mine to post kicks ass artwork. I am home at last I get to from camp. A lot of pcitures I drawn while I was away and will share withEVERYONE right soon away! I have diskoverd a new tek tetchnee a new way to make KICK ASS ART! You will see!!
I am sadness. I also come home to diskovar that my good friend and one who tot me many things about artness is moving out of nayborhoodlum. Pete Sticks is moving Oh no! sadness.
So I make picture of one of my fondlest mammory. Here is picture of Mr. Sticks I have captured when I have founded him making original KICK ASS PAINTING of my mother one night before he had founded me in the closet. He is legender artest. He like painting I done so much he gaving me one of his cockadooodo cuplink! It is a solid gold! DIONE GWARWEECK!! SOO KICK ASS! I am not so sadness now. He said he will see me and mother every now and than. Thnks you for much art wizdom mr. Sticks!

Spotted: 20 Bucks

2006-04-14T09:28:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it's hard to be Lowell's friend...But Gary is a good friend.

Illustration Friday: SPOTTED::::

2006-04-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

I was on shore leave and spotted a sun spotted
babe wearing a purple spotted bikini. I nearly
spotted my khakis. Now that hit the spot!

Bum Leg

2006-04-13T09:08:00.000-07:00

Barry lived a life of wealth, and had nary a care,
but none of his wealth with the poor he would share.

He'd tell them to " Go Fuck Off " and scream " Get a Job "
but fate was working it's way on this little rich snob.

You see as Barry played golf out on the green.
a golf cart drove over Barry, breaking his leg and spleen.

Barry laid in the hospital and then became well,
but now has a bum leg, hindering his motion, and has a foul smell.

For now when Barry's bum leg starts to act up,
it mutters so drunkingly " hey Buddy, ya got 5 bucks?"

Re-location

2006-04-12T00:25:00.000-07:00

This brilliant illustration marks my first post from my new home in the streets. Things are different from inside here. Well at least I still have that feeding tube that stretches to the corner diner where they pump in liquid leftovers every morning around 2. Street life is a lot like it is in the movies, only when you pee in your pants you don't get a change of clothes when the take is over.

Pouring on some Speed

2006-04-07T15:15:00.000-07:00

This piece depicts me running at top "Speed"
from my worst fear; a small speed waliking alligator
human hybrid. Of course I am naked because I have
only confronted such a beast in my dreams and I'm
always naked in my dreams.

SPEED: Learn To Fly, by Pete Sticks

2006-04-06T14:15:00.000-07:00

What you will need:
1. Good chunk of plywood
2. Large rock
3. Huffy brand bicycle
4. About 50 yards
5. A canyon of your choosing
6. Good weather
7. A prayer
8. An Ambulance on standby
9. Body bag
10. Funeral arrangements

Good Luck and remember; it only hurts for a second!

Dangster Designs Presents: The Nerdrobe

2006-04-04T09:26:00.000-07:00

So I went to the Comi-Con here in Seattle over the weekend, and I was walking down "artist" alley and man was it a sad, sad site to behold...I mean there were some good artists, but there were no KICK ASS artists...But everytime I tried to stop by and show these guys my portfolio, so they can see what "taking it to the next level" is all about , I kept getting accosted by all types of Stormtroopers, Pokemans, Jango Fett's and Count Chocula's..It was then when inspiration hit for a clothing line...Especially for the Dorks....So without the runways and lightbulbs I give you the Original Dangsta Line that I call THE NERDROBE!

Here's what it involves
1) A Darth Vader Helmet..This can easily be swapped out for a Stormtrooper or Boba Fett mask ...Also if you just rock the helmet, be sure to don the NEO shades as well...WHOAH!

2) Dr. Who scarf...This not only breaks the neckline, but also provides warmth and a level of sophistication to the ensemble

3) Start Trek shirt..You can decide which color fits your personality best..Be bold, in Kirk yellow, or cooly, logical in Spock blue...Or get fucked up in Security Officer red. The one must is that you get it at least 3 sizes too small.

4) A cape shows regality and a penchant for the whimsical..So adorn a Hobbits cape, to show your softer side...The ladies dig the Frodo.

5) Batman Utility belt is a MUST for any hip dork on the go...You can hold all your Heroclix, Magic Cards and 12 sided dice...and even if your feeling daring a wee bit of deoderant.

6) The accesssory is what will set you apart from the crowd, and will give you that " Jenu say qua' " ..The lightsaber is an old staple and immediately shows whether ytour swingin dark side or light..But if your more a playa, you gotta clutch the Han Solo blaster, or if you really wanna throw yourself out there and say " HERE I AM "...go with the Tricorder.

7) If your going to be walking the floors of the Comi-Cons or waiting in a line for the latest Sci-Fi/Fantasy film for 3 months, well then you better have some comfortable footwear..And what better than Superman boots....You may also wear any Lord of The Rings footwear, or if your a free spirit let unclipped nails be seen in Uncle Owen sandles.

What Pete Hates #1

2006-04-03T13:57:00.000-07:00

People are always asking me; Pete Sticks, what do you hate more than anything in the whole world? It happens so often that I have decided to start a semi-weekly column on the subject. Welcome to What Pete Hates.

I, Pete Sticks really hate it when I get most of my lower leg chewed off by a lawnmower... they should really make the blades out of something softer that will still cut grass but NOT cut (off) legs. That would be really sweet.

You've been enjoying What Pete Hates, I'm Pete Sticks. Thank you.

Muscle Atrophy

2006-04-03T10:59:00.000-07:00

I have been doing lots of art lately and have not
been exercising. Starting to lose muscle mass in
my once tremendously buff arms. It is really sad.
I can still kickass though so watch out! I like candy
but I'm not a candy ass. I can whip my arms around like red vines and slap you. Whaaaaaa-taaaaaa! Whaaaa-taaaa!

Spring Into Action: When The Going Gets Bad, The Bad Ass Get Going... Really Damn Fast!!

2006-03-30T16:20:00.000-08:00

"Just try and catch me you filthy pig!" screams Pete Sticks as he flips the ole' Black n' White his golden Digit... His Rockitboots melt the asphalt behind him and create a giant tar pit that ensnares all ya'll unfortunate sumbitches. Next stop: Stratosphere.

Pete Sticks was never caught. These boots are really THAT bad-ass. If you want to own your own pair of custom Pete Sticks Rockitboots please send him 1000 bucks in sweet crispy cash. (Depends and Crash Helmet not included).

I Have A Dream

2006-03-27T11:04:00.000-08:00

Well folks, It's my burning desire to bust into the game business that has driven me to create one of my finest works of art to date. The Masticator in 3D! You see, I have a dream to work on the next Veggie Tales game, and I will too. I'm probably one of the best 3D modelers and texture painters I know. My mom says I AM the best, and my brother says that I'm "totally rad". Well I knew that, but when those rookies over there at the Veggie Tales Palace see this sumbitch they're going to totally be jealous. Maybe I should scale it down in quality a tad so that they don't feel intimidated by my skill...

Beastly Little Monster

2006-03-24T17:14:00.000-08:00

I got up this morning and almost stepped in a monster hairball my cat had caughed up.
It was like a whole other cat came out of him. I've memorialized it here for you. I used the hairs from the hairball to make the brush I used to color this in. They were so mushed together that the strokes alomst look like it was done in photoshop, but it wasn't! Alternative art materials are as good or better than computer stuff.

Monster

2006-03-24T15:59:00.000-08:00

This piece was drawn with
a piece of charcoal on the inside
of my back molar then transfered onto
a starburst wrapper by sticking my head
into a microwave oven for two minutes.
Hope you appreciate the effort. My soul
is here in this piece for you to trash or enjoy!

Monster: Return of the Masticator!!!

2006-03-24T15:42:00.000-08:00

Who is the Masticator you ask? Click here:
http://kickassart.blogspot.com/2005/11/masticator.html

Click here to see the movie poster for The Masticator part 1:
http://kickassart.blogspot.com/2005/11/movie-poster-that-i-designed.html

3 Feet In A Yard

2006-03-17T12:38:00.000-08:00

I think this one speaks for itself.

Feet On Friday

2006-03-17T10:30:00.001-08:00

Uncle Foothead was always the weird one. Sure he had his feet in the wrong place and there was often a beach party on his head, but there was something else... He preferred Donovan over Dylan, He always wore that stupid bowtie and he couldn't seem to grasp that the underwear went on the inside. Still he was family and we had to invite him in. Could he have at least washed between the toes? I guess he didn't want soap in his eyes.

Math Feet Problem

2006-03-17T09:31:00.000-08:00

Put on your thinking caps.

Dusk At Beach Party

2006-03-16T13:58:00.000-08:00

I just got this rad new job designing decals for pimpin' hot rides yo! Check out this baby!! I call it "Dusk at Beach Party".

Illustration Wednesday: Corn on the Cobweb

2006-03-15T10:34:00.000-08:00

Illustration Friday: Tattoo

2006-03-10T17:22:00.000-08:00

Insect In A Spider

2006-03-03T12:57:00.000-08:00

The spider ate the ant, yum!

Illustration Friday: In Sect

2006-03-03T10:10:00.000-08:00

Tea For One

2006-02-24T10:32:00.000-08:00

As Albert gulped down the delicious tea his surroundings began to shift and change. It was hard to walk and that giant serpent whispered aardvark over and over... what did it mean? He didn't have long to wonder because it was then that the Martians arrived for his brain and tennis shoes, size 9 1/2.

Illustration Friday ; TEA

2006-02-24T10:24:00.000-08:00

Following that one famous tea party another batch
o' patriots donned the costume of the native and
threw sugar cubes into the harbor to sweeten the
deal.

Illustration Pre-Friday: Lumber

2006-02-23T11:15:00.000-08:00

I wood wait if I could.

Illustration Friday; Lumber

2006-02-23T10:11:00.000-08:00

I know it isn't Friday yet. I'm just so excited to see what the topic
will be this week. I'm sure this weeks topic will be something
completely inspiring like Lumber!
Oh joy!

Cheese Please

2006-02-21T13:30:00.000-08:00

I've been working on this new cartoon concept that I'm going to pitch to Nickelodeon next week. It's an edgy concept I know, but I'm pretty sure those suits are going to eat this cheese up. The main character is Picky. He's a mouse and he likes cheese, but only some kinds of cheese. Get it? Isn't that freaking great?! Damn, I'm going to go praise myself and count my eggs before they're hatched.

Song: While My 7 String Guitar Gently Weeps

2006-02-17T11:04:00.000-08:00

A lot of people are often amazed in their house
when I reveal that I paint with a mouse
Its because I'm so good at it that they think that you see
I can teach you for a fee

While my 7 string guitar gently weeps

Illustration Friday - Song

2006-02-17T09:54:00.000-08:00

I sing the song that makes the whole world cry
Little black tears that match the color of my soul

Illustration Friday; Song

2006-02-17T09:07:00.000-08:00

Song-
Oh baby, baby
The way you sing that song
I pull your trigger
But you done me so wrong

Fruit

2006-02-16T16:02:00.000-08:00

The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding a worm thats playing a really bad guitar solo.

Ouch!

2006-02-15T12:32:00.000-08:00

I keep hearing something about a famous shotgun incident. I painted this with ink scraped off 4,525 newspaper stories about said incident. I have a feeling shotguns are going to be really big this year so I was thinking of making my mark on the art world early.

I miss my favorite show The "Simple" Tards

2006-02-10T14:04:00.000-08:00

i heard the name simple and thought of one of my favorite shows I used to watch. The hottie rich tards.

Simple Color

2006-02-10T13:56:00.000-08:00

This is a simple square within a square. Simple, but complex. If you can't see two squares then you're probably not an artist.

Simple IQ Test:

2006-02-10T11:09:00.000-08:00

What will happen to the cat when the man jumps onto the other end of the board?

Simple

2006-02-10T10:38:00.000-08:00

This is simple.
It only looks hard.

Illustration Friday: Simple

2006-02-10T09:23:00.000-08:00

Simple ?...If not, I drew you a map.

happy chair!

2006-02-08T15:45:00.000-08:00

This is happy chair, he likes it when girls sit on his face. :P

My Throne

2006-02-03T11:49:00.000-08:00

I saw Pete Sticks thrown and thought I should have a thrown too! Since I am an awesome queen of art, this is what mine looks like. I'm so good at drawing velvet, I bet you can feel it, but no! You can't touch it! It's mine! It's ok, not everyone can be a superior artist like me.

Illustration Friday; Chair

2006-02-03T11:07:00.000-08:00

check out the chair
it is over there
it does not care
about your hair
- large Art

Naked Lunch, Only With Chairs

2006-02-03T10:13:00.000-08:00

My chair is shinny and off-white like a throne made of ivory.
Its heavy like gold.
I can throw in money and make a wish if I want to.
My chair can talk to me.
Can your chair talk?
Mine can.

Illustration Friday: Chairs

2006-02-03T10:03:00.000-08:00

So here is my Photoshop man-nip for Illustration Friday...It's like Toy Story, but with chairs and furniture...I've been shopping the idea around.

It's high concept...So if you don't "get it"...Don't feel bad.

I Can't Believe You're Going To Eat All That Butter

2006-02-02T16:35:00.000-08:00

...Yes, in a waffle cone please.

Hooked on Butter

2006-02-02T16:22:00.000-08:00

From my first Butter Angel, I knew that I was hooked...

2001: The Year They Invented Butter

2006-02-02T15:58:00.000-08:00

In this illustration you can clearly see this one brave monkey going in for a taste of that rich n' creamy artificially colored cube of fat globules. He better feast quick though...that sun looks jealous.

Ascending the Golden Cliffs - Part 1

2006-02-02T15:09:00.000-08:00

Butter Luck Tomorrow

2006-02-02T11:18:00.000-08:00

This is a painting of me really kicking ass down the backside of Mt. Cowabutter on the "Butter Luck Tomorrow" run that was designed (by me) for professionals only. Yes that's right, I like to ski on butter. You can pick up some serious speeds when you really get going. I like to bring lots of bread too, just in case I need a little snack you know...

.......The Great Butter Stick......

2006-02-02T10:37:00.000-08:00

The great Butter Stick emerges after eons of prophecy.
Have a salty lick it is ok. The Butter Stick has come for You.

GENIUS = PAIN

2006-01-31T11:22:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I feel like my own massive head is crushing me.
It is hard to breath
There is no sunshine in the shadow of my own towering creative genius...
Sometimes, It seems
There is only one way out.
Sometimes, It seems
Sometimes.

It's All About The Lips, As Far As I Can Tell

2006-01-27T16:15:00.000-08:00

Pete Sticks extensive research shows: This glamour thing is all about big fat-ass lips. And I can prove it.

The Glaminator!

2006-01-27T10:34:00.000-08:00

Oh yeah, It's Illustration Friday! RAwwwwwwwww!!!

Glam!!!

2006-01-27T09:59:00.000-08:00

The life of a famous artist is all glamour.